Well its been a while again. Sorry for the delay. On August 4th I went to Manchester New Hampshire to see my idol Kelly Clarkson. We left home around 12 noon and we got there around 1:45 which sucked because we couldnt check into the hotel until 3pm. Me and Tina had to sit in the lobby and wait what seemed like forever. When we finnaly get to the desk we give the women our debit card for her to charge the room and the fucking card would not go through! I was nervous and scared and pissed all at the same time. Then she told us if we needed to run down to the ATM and come back then we could pay with cash. Thank God! So we paid and we got room our room key for room 1126. So we got up there and we stick the keycard in the door and we cant get the door open...lmao we finnaly figure out how to do it and we get in. The room was absolutely amazing. As you walk in to your left is a bathroom complete with a coffee maker and to the right a huge mirror. Then you walk down more and theres 2 full size sleep number beds that were made to perfection. A chair to look out the window at the amazing view and a tv cabinet right next to a work desk. It was such an awesome room I wish it was my home. Well so we explore the room a little bit and then we get really hungry so we take a walk outside but it was so hot so I was like fuck that shit ROOM SERVICE! lol We went back up to the room but instead of getting room service I had Tina get a menu to the Hotels Resteraunt and when she came back we figured out what we want and she went to get it. We both had meatball subs and chicken quesadillas that were out of this world. Around 5:30 I took a shower and then got dressed as she took her shower. When she came out of the bathroom she wearing a robe and she looked so fucking funny I was dieing. After we got ready we headed over to the Arena which was right across the street. Lots of people were already waiting there. It was so hot and we were sweating our asses off waiting for the doors to open. Well they finnaly do open and they check my bag that I brought to give to Kelly with her Hazel Eyes Doggie in it and then let us go through the bars to our seats. I had to stop at the box office first to pick up my Meet and Greet Pass so I asked some lady and she told me that the box office was on the outside of the building and that once your in here you cant leave and come back in. My heart dropped in my chest. I wasnt going to be able to see Kelly Clarkson after all this wait and excitement. Then I talked to security which was so much nicer than the bitch I talked to a second before them. They unscanned my ticket let me go get the pass and come back in. So now me and Tina walk to our seats which is only 3 rows back from Kelly. Awesome Awesome seats. Graham Colton Band comes out to open the show and they rock. They told everyone to stand but I was like my fat ass is to lazy too stand and I need to save my energy for Kelly. When they got done we had to wait another 1/2 an hour to see Kelly. As the lights went dim the music started but Kelly was no where to be found. All anyone can see is red lips all over the backround of the stage that are in sync with the music lyrics. As the song goes on Kelly comes from the bottom of the catwalk and everyone goes crazy including us. Clapping and cheering and singing. The concert was amazing. As the concert ended I told Tina to go get us some merchandise while I am at the Meet and Greet. Then everyone who was there for the meet and greet met behind the audio stand and we where told where to sit and then after everyone was seated we saw the crew taking apart the stage and then the guy told us to follow him. There was like 50 people. I was the 4th to last in line which was awesome because who are your more likely to remeber the last few or the middle few? I would have to say the last. As we got closer and closer my hear beat became louder and louder. People all lined up in the hallway and then we were instructed to watch out for the crew coming by with chairs. Well the line takes a while to move but once it started it didnt stop. I couldnt belive standing at the end of the hall was Kelly Clarkson. When it was my turn I walked up to her and this is what happend:
Kelly: Hi Im Kelly
(hugs me)
Joe: Hi my names Joe
Kelly: Did you like the show
Joe: Yea it was amazing
(stare at her for a sec in absolute shock)
Joe: I brought you a gift
Kelly: Omg thanks so much lets see whats in here
(Kelly goes through the tissue paper and then takes out the dog dressed up in a wedding dress, she turns to Tim)
Kelly: Omg thats so cute, look its a Behind these Hazel Eyes Dog
(she puts it down and then gives me another hug)
Kelly: You get points for creativity
(we take our picture together with our arms around one another and then she gives me another hug)
Joe: Thank you so much for everything!
Kelly: It was awesome meeting you...Byeee
Joe: Bye
I walk up 50 steps and security opens the door I told him Tina was waiting inside but then I saw her outside. We walked back to the hotel and I was rambling on and on about how the meet and greet was to Tina. We got in the hotel and went into the elevator and there where other people who went to the concert and I was telling them how I got to meet her and they were so jealous. We missed our floor while we were talking so we ended up going to the lobby floor again. As some guy was walking into the elevator the doors started to shut. The lady in there with us yelled at him to watch our because she didnt wanna see him get hurt and the gay was such and ass to her. I guess he was crazy though because Tina said he was some guy she saw talking to himself when she went and got our food. We finnaly got back to our room and I was so sticky and hot so I went and I took a bath. Well as I was getting out I used the support bar and lets just say what support? The fucking broke on me. After I cleaned the mess and shoved it back into the wall we went and lied in our bed for a little while talking about everything. Tina got me a glowstick, laminate, tour book, poster and a shick intuituon razor...lol. We got into our bed and it was so comfortable we like feel asleep instantly. I had set the alarm to wake us up at 6:00 but that never happened because the sleep number bed was so comfortable I couldnt get up...lol. When we did wake up I kinda cleaned up the room a little you know help out the maid haha Then around 10:45 we checked out and headed home. Traffic was a bitch. And that was my trip. On August 7th I turned 18 and my friend Amanda and Stacey took me to Providence to the Cheesecake Factory. I had a lot of fun and then we walked around the mall for a little while. The day before Target threw me a birthday party. They gave me gifts and even a $50 Gift Card. Up until now thats really everything major that had happened. Well next week me and Tina are going to go down to Manchester and spend 2 nights there and just get away from everything. And then on September 8th were going to Providence with my aunt and her bf to see American Idols Live. For some weird reason I really dont want to go. Oh well.
-JoJoe
August 18 2005, 23:21:00 UTC 6 years ago
But what about the fucking???
The Anal?
The Oral?
The screaming and moaning????
JOEY! U got some splanin to do!
August 18 2005, 23:22:43 UTC 6 years ago
OOO Shittt Kel wants some JOJOE!